Let me start off by giving you a play-by-play of last Tuesday evening’s events. 6:37 P.M. Finished with a visit and a beauty session with...

I’ve been doing a lot of complaining on here as of late, if you hadn't noticed. (No need to inform me whether or not you did. Which...

This, is Miss. Hershey Sue. She doesn't make the blog very often because she is the only obedient dog we own, meaning that few funny...

I know what you’re thinking. No way. There is no way those idiots got another dog. You, my wise, young friend, would be wrong. We did...

26. That’s not really a birthday people go out of their way to celebrate, is it? There's no sash, no dedicated balloons, no level...

Four years. For almost four years, I have been documenting and scripting my various bouts of crying, whining, and complaining for all to...

Ahh, a girl and her basset hound. I’ve never seen a photograph capture a relationship of mine with such incredible precision and clarity....

This morning, stressed and anxious, and needing a run more than anything else in the world, I went on a hunt for my running shoes. After...

We are shaking things up on Confessions of a Negative (N)ellie, today. How you say? Well, with a game, of course! You dear, beloved,...

Alright, after weeks of in depth field work and experience, I’m here to report my findings. For decades, rumors have circled the globe,...