How is it that the dog I didn't want ended up being the star of the majority of my musings? I mean, she is incredibly photogenic. Oakley...

Imagine, if you will: In the heat of a car chase, trees flash by as the evil mastermind escapes with his prisoner and the hero races...

Did any one ask for this? No We're my readers begging to get to know me better? No, my family is very aware of me and my quirks. Is...